2al ya3ni Zain VIP

I have been a loyal customer to Fastlink/ Zain for more than 10 years, which put me on their list of VIP.. everytime I call them a voice say “Your call will be trasfered to the VIP customer service”, at first I was happy but to be honest  I cant see the privilege of being a VIP.. once they called me saying as a VIP Client they are sending me a gift and want my address, the gift never showed up..

Second, my brother lives in Saudi now so one of the good things of being a Zain customer is that we can call him on his Jordanian number, right? WRONG!! my brother left 4 months ago and every single time my mom calls him it gives her that the network in busy.. even when both of us are sitting at the same room, i use my phone and i can call him and when she does it gives her busy.. both of the lines are in my name so when I called “VIP” customer service they said there is nothing they can do and that she should keep trying…

They kept sending me messages regarding the VIP lounge so I said why dont I try it and when I did I didnt get why they call it VIP.. I was looking for a specific phone to buy that was not available so I thought the lady would take my number and call me when available.. right?! wrong again, she gave me the number of the reception and asked me to keep calling until its available not sure when that will be..

there is  a private number that calls me every other weekend from 02:00 am till 07:00 am none stop.. I used to put my phone on silent but he is calling me during the day now masterbating on the phone.. I cannot not answer because I have several Clients who use private numbers. and even at night as most of my family lives abroad I like to keep it on for emergencies. i went to the VIP lounge again to complain and do you know what their answer was…. change your number!!!!!can you believe that..

They have to find a solution for the private number option, they keep making the offer cheaper and cheaper. If a person thinks he is that important he does not want people to know his number, then he should pay more.. not less than 50 Jds per month.. but Zain offer it so cheap they will pay you to use it kaman shwai!!

so the bottom line is, VIP or non VIP.. its all the same..

Funny :)

واحد قاعد بالقهوة ، فشاف جنازتين ماشيين ورا بعض وفيهم حوالي 1000 بني آدم و شاف قدام الجنازتين واحد ماشي ومعو كلب فاستغرب، وصار بدو يعرف شو الترتيب

قام راح للزلمة وقلو: بعرف أنو وقت عصيب عليك, بس أنا بحياتي ماشفت جنازة بهالعدد الرهيب، وغيرهيك حضرتك متقدم الكل ومعك كلب!! ممكن أعرف جنازة مين؟

 قالو الزلمة: أول تابوت فيه مرتي .. كلبي هاد هجم عليها و قتلها

 فسألو: طب والتاني!!

 قلو: حماتي … كانت عم تحاول تساعد مرتي، و كمان كلبي هجم عليها وقتلها

 فصفن هالرجال شوي ورجع سألو: في مجال تعيرني كلبك؟

قلو الزلمة: صف مع الشباب

Disappointments…

No matter how much you think you know the people around you they always get to fail you, to disappoint you.. even if they think that yuor decision is wrong you would expect them to be there for you no matter what.. well they dont.. its disappointing.. it really is..

And the problem is that I am not a forgiving person, meaning I will be missing our friendship for sometime.. until I am able to forgive..

No matter how much you think you are making the right decision you always need that one person to be there for you.. they are entitled to their opinion but just an opinion, not force it on you..

Well c’est la vie.. I think..

How much should looks matter?

One of my friends asked me this question the other day and to be honest I did not know what to answer her.. How much should looks matter? She met a nice guy who expressed his feelings for her and asked her out.. She likes him and thinks he is funny and really cares for her but she cant get over the fact that she does not like his looks at all.. she said he is not ugly but he is just not her type..

I personally think that he thinks of himself as a good catch.. Maybe the fact that the guy is well educated and comes from a good well known family made girls through themselves on him, and that convinced him that he is good looking.. donno.. but I feel sorry for my friend, she said she is not looking for a George Clooney or a Brad Pitt but she just cant see herself with him… physically… She even said that she does not think she will feel comfortable introducing him to her friends (you may say that she should not be shallow and if she likes him she should not care but believe me when I say, it matters)

What can I tell her?.. if he is a nice guy and makes you laugh (the cliche of marry a man who makes you laugh) then go for it and maybe you will get over his looks? I know I cant do it but i cant tell her that.. I did go out once with a guy who my friends thought was not even close to being cute but I thought he is, so I did not care.. but she herself does not..  I cant tell her to give it a chance and try it out because she is already his friend and moving forward in their relationship when she knows a lot is holding her back could ruin their friendship..

What do you think?

The Haircut…

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours”. The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half”. The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, ‘Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.’

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, ‘So, where does that guy go when he leaves?

Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, “Your House!!”

Nightmare or fun?!

merry go round

over the water- under the water

let it snow!

roller coaster

Oh! its a roller coaster at the aqua park!

A smart way to elevate the road

weeeee

weeeee- at night

30!!!

I am spending the last hours in my twenties… I cant believe I am turning 30 tomorrow.. When I was younger I thought 30 was really old, and now that I am 30  I still feel like a teenanger.. I still like to ride ferris wheels and eat icecream.. a day at an aqua park can be the utmost for me.. I still dance like a kid when no one is watching and a bar of chocolate can still make my day..

30.. even if you think that 30 is not old people will make you feel old.. and  being not married increases the pity..

Nevertheless, I am a proudly happy 30 year old teenager 

Installing A Husband.. Funny

Dear Tech Support,
 
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
 
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .
 
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
 
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
 
What can I do?
 
Signed,
 
Desperate Woman.
 
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DEAR DESPERATE WOMAN,
 
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
 
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to 0A Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the  Snoring Loudly Beta.
 
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
 
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
 
Good Luck Lady!
Tech Support

New Generation and Sex…

Call me old fashioned but I always believed that sex before marriage is taboo.. when I was in school or even in college, I dont rememeber ever discussing the matter with my friends as it was not even an option..

Nowadays things changed.. I cant understand how.. the fact that I have younger siblings keeps me in touch with the younger generation somehow but the stories that I hear are making me feel that I came from a different planet..

The other day a friend of my sister came to me for advice.. she started telling me about the guy she met a couple of months ago.. she talked to me about the flirting and the good night kisses which I kept an open mind to hear until she reached the sex part.. the guy was very shocked to hear that she was still a virgin and would not sleep with him!!!!! he told her that he cant believe that we reached the 21st century and she still thinks that way!!! what the ….!!!!!

Another shocking story was when my sister came to me saying that her friend (the son of friends of the family) wants to borrow money from me.. the amount was high therefore I insisted to know why does he need it.. apparently his girlfriend was pregnant and they wanted to have an abortion.. again.. what the …!!!!

I was at a party for the occasion of the engagement of my friend’s sister the other day, the party was only for friends, no parents.. I dont want to comment about the amout of alcohol that they were drinking (they were between the ages of 19 and 25) and I dont want to talk about the clothes that the girls were wearing (or actually not wearing) but for a moment I thought I was entering the set of a porn movie.. what’s with all the dirty dancing and the touching and the kissing.. seriously??!!!! my best friend told me that these were the friends of her brother and that he tells her that they do not have any virgins in their class..  

I feel old, I feel really old… I dont know what’s going on with this generation but I feel that the world is coming to an end..

The heart wants what the heart wants…

Suddenly the door opened and she went into the ballroom hand in hand with her new husband.. she was looking at the crowd searching, hoping, but could not see a thing due to the spot lights and strong lighting. 

They reached into the center of the stage when the lights dimmed and their special song that they spent weeks looking for started playing..  her husband took her into his arms and started slow dancing while wispering the sweetest words any girl would die for..

She starting looking again, searching for him, but couldnt find him.. she did not know if she was sad or relieved that he did not show up.. 

She started thinking about the first time she met him at a meeting almost a year ago.. she thought he was so cute and wondered how he was still single.. meeting after meeting they became closer and closer.. she used to look forward to their meetings and thought of his friendship as one of the things she would cherish forever..

6 months later, he called asking to see her, and when she invited him to a meeting he said that he rathered if they met somewhere else.. they met at a coffee shop after work and she was anxious to know what he wanted.. 

She felt that something was wrong, he looked worried and was not looking her in the eyes.. She asked ”Is everything ok?” He said” We have known each other for some time now and I wanted to ask you something since the first time I saw you but I did not have the courage until now.. would you go out with me?” she didnt know what to say.. she liked him a lot and did not want to loose him as a friend but she knew there were a lot of things that will not make this work.. “I honestly did not see that coming.. I like you, I really do, but I dont feel that way about you.. I hope you would understand and that we can stay friends” She knew that he got hurt, but all he did was smile and say ” I would love to”

And that is how it went, they became the inseparable best friends ever.. they would go to the movies to partied together, plan weekends together, console each other of heartbreak and bad relationships, they were so great people were jelous of them, and some did not believe that there was nothing romantic between them..  of course there were some moments were things could have gone the other way but they did not let it happen and ruin their friendship..

She noticed that things got a bit different when her relationship with her current husband became serious.. he started backing off with the excuse of not wanting to bother he boyfriend.. She so much wanted them to become good friends but for some reason it did not happen.. One of the things that made her love her husband is that he was totally understanding of their relationship and in fact made an effort to be his friend.. She kept calling him and wanting to see him but he kept giving her excuses and when she does see him he acts like a jerk..

It hurt her so much she couldnt stand it, but there was nothing she could do.. she tried and tried but he was not helping.. and then just before she came down the hotel stairs, he sent her a message saying” I was always there for you for three whole years and was able to hide my feelings so perfectly, but this is more than I can handle, I cant see you getting married, its just too much to bear, I love you, and I wish you all the best”

She held in her tears, turned off the mobile, put a smile on her face, and walked toward her husband.. there is nothing she can do now, everything is ruined, what could have she said, that she fell in love with him the moment she saw him, that her heart ached everytime he talked to her about a girl, and that she was in pain that she could talk to him about everything except telling him the three little words she was dying to say? that he means to her more than anything in this world, and that she is doing this for him? They would have never been happy together, there is the age difference, the background, the social life, the religion, everything was different and she knew that it wouldnt have worked out..

She looked into her husbands eyes and smiled thinking, he is a good man and he will make me happy, her mind knew that but her heart, her heart…