واحد قاعد بالقهوة ، فشاف جنازتين ماشيين ورا بعض وفيهم حوالي 1000 بني آدم و شاف قدام الجنازتين واحد ماشي ومعو كلب فاستغرب، وصار بدو يعرف شو الترتيب
قام راح للزلمة وقلو: بعرف أنو وقت عصيب عليك, بس أنا بحياتي ماشفت جنازة بهالعدد الرهيب، وغيرهيك حضرتك متقدم الكل ومعك كلب!! ممكن أعرف جنازة مين؟
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Funny :)
Posted in Uncategorized on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Disappointments…
Posted in Uncategorized on October 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
No matter how much you think you know the people around you they always get to fail you, to disappoint you.. even if they think that yuor decision is wrong you would expect them to be there for you no matter what.. well they dont.. its disappointing.. it really is..
And the problem is that I [...]
How much should looks matter?
Posted in Uncategorized on October 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
One of my friends asked me this question the other day and to be honest I did not know what to answer her.. How much should looks matter? She met a nice guy who expressed his feelings for her and asked her out.. She likes him and thinks he is funny and really cares for her [...]
The Haircut…
Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get [...]
Nightmare or fun?!
Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
30!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on August 17, 2009 | 5 Comments »
I am spending the last hours in my twenties… I cant believe I am turning 30 tomorrow.. When I was younger I thought 30 was really old, and now that I am 30 I still feel like a teenanger.. I still like to ride ferris wheels and eat icecream.. a day at an aqua park can [...]
Installing A Husband.. Funny
Posted in Uncategorized on July 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed [...]
New Generation and Sex…
Posted in Uncategorized on July 15, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Call me old fashioned but I always believed that sex before marriage is taboo.. when I was in school or even in college, I dont rememeber ever discussing the matter with my friends as it was not even an option..
Nowadays things changed.. I cant understand how.. the fact that I have younger siblings keeps me [...]
The heart wants what the heart wants…
Posted in Uncategorized on June 16, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Suddenly the door opened and she went into the ballroom hand in hand with her new husband.. she was looking at the crowd searching, hoping, but could not see a thing due to the spot lights and strong lighting.
They reached into the center of the stage when the lights dimmed and their special song that they spent weeks looking [...]
When your husband becomes your father..
Posted in Uncategorized on June 1, 2009 | 7 Comments »
I dont get it when a female takes her husband’s family name after they are married.. wouldnt that make him her fahter? wouldnt that make her children her siblings?
Why would you change the name that you have been born with? the name of your father and his father? do they suddenly become disgracing after you get married? you [...]
