Archive for January, 2008

Shame on you…

I have received an email with a video that disturbed me a lot.. its sad how some Jordanians abroad lay our heads and the name of our country low in shame..

 The American program Dateline covered the story of Florida’s police department where they have conducted an experiment in order to catch men who make advances towards minor females online. They have called it “To Catch a Predator”  

They have created a profile online posing as a 13 year old girl named Jenna.They have received hundreds of messages mostly from older men with comments and pictures that are indecent.  They have decided to invite some of these guys to a beach house to arrest them..  

One of them unfortunately is a Jordanian, I will not mention his name as he comes from a very decent family that did not deserve what he did.  

The 26 year old Jordanian Y.A. used the screen name slave2mistresses.  He chatted with the girl even after he found out that she was only 13. He sent her messages asking her to do things to him, they did not mention what exactly but all they said was that he wanted her to treat him like a dog and even like a toilet!!!! He sent her naked pictures of himself with a dog collar around his neck..  

She invited him to her house and he did go.. you can see the shock on his face when he saw that reporter and the cameras and tried to deny everything.. He told them that it will hurt him and his family if they out it on air. Didn’t he think of that before he did it??!! He kept saying that he did not want to have sex with the girl and that even if she asked him to he wouldn’t have accepted as he is a virgin.. what the hell??!! 

 Later he was arrested and was charged with 2nd degree felony facing 15 years in jail and getting departed.. I heard that his family used all the nepotism (wasta) they were able to get to bring him to Amman and they did… he is back..

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Do you believe that…

“It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all”

Do you believe in that? Do you believe that you are a happier/ better person because a loved one passed through your life? That your paths crossed for a reason where he/she left memories, lessons, and maybe a heart ache and then just walked away.. Is that really better than not knowing them at all? Is all the pain and all the aching worth it?

Doesn’t this contradict the saying “You do not miss what you do not know”?  

Do you believe that “there is someone for everyone”?

Sometimes you have a person in your life that you cannot stand. You may not like their appearance, personality, way of thinking, and yet you find another person that is madly in love with them and think the world of them.. I know that… but I mean if you never met your someone does that mean he/ she is definitely there but is lost somewhere and your paths did not and may not ever cross?

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I cry…

I cry at anything… literally anything.. and I hate it..

I am a very tough person, so it really embarrasses me when I cry at something stupid especially in front of people that I hardly know.. and to make it even worse I look ridiculous when I cry.. I am too white and my eyes, nose and lips get swollen and turn into a terrible red color, so you must understand the shock of the people who see me after I come out of the movie theater after watching a sad movie..

I remember a lady who was waiting to enter the theater to watch the Titanic and she panicked after seeing my face when I came out from the previous show and told her friends that it seems so sad she does not want to enter!!

To make it even clearer to you, I once opened the TV on a scene of a funeral.. I had no idea what the movie was about, I had no idea who died, I just started crying..I am not talking about a small falling tear drop, I am talking about a non ending stream of tears.. Even if I am watching a movie or a series that I have watched before, I will still cry as if I am watching it for the first time.. and you should see what happens if I slept directly after I cried.. OH MY GOD… I will wake up not being able to open my eyes.. literally.. I need to put ice and cold patches to open them a little bit just to be able to see.. they puff up all day everyone would know that I have cried about something stupid before I slept.  

When I am happy I cry, when I am angry I cry, when I am sad… oh my God..

If someone traveled I cry, if I am traveling I cry, if someone told me a sad story about someone I don’t know I cry…

I wish there was a way to stop it.. I really hate it.. and I feel stupid when I cry but I cant help it.. I don’t know why..

I try to talk to my self saying you know its just a movie and its not true, or that they are just traveling for a while and I will see them soon inshalla, still, nothing helps.  

So why? And is there a way to stop it? It is really really bothering me..  



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The 7 stages of Sex

Results of a recent research show that there are 7 STAGES of
 The 1st kind of sex is called:  Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen sex.
This is when you have been with you partner for a short time and you
are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night? (Very popular)
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.

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Dark in here…

I was reading 7aki fadi’s blog today and I remembered a joke that I received a couple of weeks ago:

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: My dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
Man: “How much?”
Boy: “$750.”
Man: “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball.”
The boy says, “I can’t ! I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says,”$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.

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McDreamy vs. McSteamy

        mmcdreamy.jpg     mcsteamy.jpg  

If you are addicted to Grey’s Anatomy, like I am, you would understand what I mean by this. McSteamy and McDreamy are 2 hot doctors with 2 different personalities that women fall for all the time.

McDreamy is a cute, nice, kind, sweet doctor who knows how to treat a lady. He is understanding, is always there when you need him, and even feels sad if you are sad or hurt. He is too sweet and too ethical to the extend that he stayed with his wife after she cheated on him and had to leave the girl that he loves because he has been married to his wife for 11 years and she is his family.

As for McSteamy, he is a sex machine.. He is the kind of a guy that a girl would like to have a one night stand with, but for more than one night J.. He is hot, sexy, and knows how to sweep you off your feet with a smile.. He is a womanizer and does not hide it, you can never rely on him, a cheater by nature, a show off, and can never be in a serious relationship.

So who do you think women will fall for? Easy? Not really.. You would think that women would go for the soft kind one (McDreamy).. WRONG..

We will go running after someone like McSteamy.. Woman have a thing for bad guys, and even me as a woman have no idea why.. and the funny thing is that the minute we start any kind of a “relationship” with McSteamy our main goal will be changing him into a McDreamy.. But of course this never happens so the relationship just breaks.  

We do like McDreamy and we do know that he is the one we want to spend our life with but he has to be smarter with the way he approaches us… he has to learn a bit from McSteamy but then turn into a McDreamy..

Yes we (females) cannot be understood. We ourselves do not understand each other…

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