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Dear Tech Support,
 
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
 
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .
 
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
 
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
 
What can I do?
 
Signed,
 
Desperate Woman.
 
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DEAR DESPERATE WOMAN,
 
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
 
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to 0A Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the  Snoring Loudly Beta.
 
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
 
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
 
Good Luck Lady!
Tech Support

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Call me old fashioned but I always believed that sex before marriage is taboo.. when I was in school or even in college, I dont rememeber ever discussing the matter with my friends as it was not even an option..

Nowadays things changed.. I cant understand how.. the fact that I have younger siblings keeps me in touch with the younger generation somehow but the stories that I hear are making me feel that I came from a different planet..

The other day a friend of my sister came to me for advice.. she started telling me about the guy she met a couple of months ago.. she talked to me about the flirting and the good night kisses which I kept an open mind to hear until she reached the sex part.. the guy was very shocked to hear that she was still a virgin and would not sleep with him!!!!! he told her that he cant believe that we reached the 21st century and she still thinks that way!!! what the ….!!!!!

Another shocking story was when my sister came to me saying that her friend (the son of friends of the family) wants to borrow money from me.. the amount was high therefore I insisted to know why does he need it.. apparently his girlfriend was pregnant and they wanted to have an abortion.. again.. what the …!!!!

I was at a party for the occasion of the engagement of my friend’s sister the other day, the party was only for friends, no parents.. I dont want to comment about the amout of alcohol that they were drinking (they were between the ages of 19 and 25) and I dont want to talk about the clothes that the girls were wearing (or actually not wearing) but for a moment I thought I was entering the set of a porn movie.. what’s with all the dirty dancing and the touching and the kissing.. seriously??!!!! my best friend told me that these were the friends of her brother and that he tells her that they do not have any virgins in their class..  

I feel old, I feel really old… I dont know what’s going on with this generation but I feel that the world is coming to an end..

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